Chatty dogs are hilarious. They understand us when we talk to them, and they attempt to answer us with the most unintelligible groan, whine or yelp. I remember seeing a dog who talks animatedly with his owner. They were really carrying on a conversation! I have no idea how the owner comprehend what his pet was saying but they seem to understand and get along with each other, too.
So I attempted to get my dog to talk. On a particularly hot day, I gave him some ice cubes to lick on. Unfamiliar with ice cubes, he sniffed and eventually licked. But the next day, when I was about to open the fridge, he was looking at me expectantly so I asked if he wanted ice cubes. He just stared at me.
Another time when we were playing fetch, he suddenly stopped and lay curled on the side with the toy we were playing fetch with. So I asked him if he wanted some water. He wouldn’t even look at me and just lay there with the toy clutched to his body. I gave up after that. Maybe he wasn’t the talking type. Fine.
But I really wanted a chatty dog! Take for instance this wonderful dog owned by Manoranjan. Manoranjan owns a dramatic canine. In a video he begins by asking him, “You like pizza, right?” and the dog answers positively.
He proceeds to tell his dog that he ordered this wonderful new delicacy from Pizza Hut — with ham and cheese and mushroom — “but it’s not for you.” The dog looks at him with a start. Why?
“‘Cause you’re fat,” his owner answers. Please..?
“Nah, you can’t,” Manoranjan said, “for you, I ordered… salad!”
The video has been dubbed but watch the superbly funny exchange here:
Source: Manoranjan Panday via YouTube