“Key? I’ve got some shocking news for you.”
Key, an extraordinarily smart and chatty Husky, looked at his owner in confusion.
“You are adopted,” his owner said.
Key leaped out of his bean bog in utter shock and disbelief. This can’t be! Oh no… He let out a series of growls, gruffs and guttural throat sounds but in the end, he whines in shock.
You might be thinking, “But aren’t all pets adopted?” You see, Key here thinks he’s a human, that he walks and talks the same way as his Mistress. He also feels that he looks the same as his Mistress, only a bit furrier.
Key’s owner explained that they are not of the same package, that he needs to take a test to see what breed he is. Key was stupefied, startled and stunned. Aren’t they of the same breed: “hooman”?
His owner brings out a Wisdom Panel Canine DNA Test. “We’ll see how much Husky you have,” she was saying, “and how much Wolf you have.” Key was staring at a distance, lost in thought. This is all very difficult to sink in…
His Mistress shook out the contents of the box: some envelopes, an instruction manual, and some cotton swabs. After taking a sample from Key’s mouth, she sealed everything in an envelope and sent the results back via post.
After several days, the results are in: Key is 87.5% Siberian Husky and 12.5% Alaskan Malamute. It turns out that his mother was one-fourth Malamute, as shown by the family tree made available to them online. His Mistress explained this all to him, and he happily accepted the results. Or perhaps he just said yes because he is bored, hungry and wants more bickies.
Watch the overly dramatic and extremely chatty canine here:
Source: K’eyush The Stunt Dog via YouTube